Asleep And Places Like It
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ASLEEP AND PLACES LIKE IT
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Written by Ken Raabe unless otherwise indicated. Performed by Ken Raabe and John Szostek
START WITH THE LAST PODCAST, WHY
DON'TCHA? THE ONE ABOUT THE ANTS.
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Episode 14 Nutman, Insane Super Hero! & Dr. Nice Gives Nutman Some Advice
"And no matter what happens, it won't hurt at all! (Dr. Philip Nice, psychiatrist)"Nutman! Insane Super Hero!
Of all the incredible chracters in the history of twentieth century crime fighting, of all the distinctive personalities that have come and gone since Superman . . . none was stranger, none's story weirder, non could have been more uniquely bizarre than one man. And now. . . Broilings All-Aluminum Foil Breakfast Flakes proudly presents . . . The Amazing Adventures Of Nutman! Insane Super Hero!
Yes, stories from the life and times of America's legendary agent of crime prevention . . .
as if they had really happened! Once there was a meek and gentle fellow named Benny O'Blique who found the injustices of the world to be too much for him. One day while eating a plate of mostaciolli in a small restaurant, he suddenly threw his fork into a bowl of meat sauce and sprang to his feet. He let out a shriek and, tearing the red-and-white checked table cloth and wrapping it around his neck like a cape he plunged through the big store front window of the restaurant and ran off into the night laughing and hooting and waving his arms all around. And thus was born . . . Nutman! Insane Super Hero!
And for those of you who think that there might not be much that an insane super hero could do in the way of crime fighting . . . well . . . you're probably right! But such was the gift of Nutman that he was able to prevent serious crimes BEFORE they took place! Yes, Nutman's super ability was his amazing gift of prediction. He could sense somehow when and where a crime or catastrophe was about to take place. Nutman would go to the scene of the crime-to-be and hide. When the criminals made their appearance, Nutman would leap out at them, laughing and hooting and waving his arms all around in a chaotic sort of way while the criminals quickly grew uncomfortable and went home.
In no time at all the crime wave took a nose-dive and Nutman was cheered from every sidewalk! And there we have it, Mr. and Mrs. America! Some say he's a hero! Some say he's a pest! but they all agree on one thing . . . he's . . .
NUTMAN! INSANE SUPERHERO"
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Sep 19, 2017