The Jokes for Today
About This Show
About the Podcast: The Jokes for Today is a one-minute podcast of topical jokes, much like the jokes you'd hear during a late night monologue. Once or twice a week I read the news, write a few one-liner jokes about it, then share them with you.
The tone of the show is very deadpan, and the jokes are delivered just as a broadcaster on NPR or public radio would read them.
About Me: I'm an aspiring comedy writer, hoping to one day get a job in late night television. This podcast serves as my resume. If you'd like to help me achieve my goal, subscribe, review, and share The Jokes for Today.
If you want to hire me right now, or want to send feedback about the show, you can email me: JonasPolsky@gmail.com
Thanks for listening.
Most Recent Episode
The Jokes for August 16th
2 days ago
Topical jokes about Neo-Nazis, the KKK, and a woman who found her wedding ring on a carrot. Show Transcript: Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for August 16th. In Canada, a gardener who lost her wedding ring 14 years ago, found it wrapped around a carrot. According to Canadian law, that carrot can now sue the woman for alimony. The KKK has been denied a permit to burn a giant cross on top of a mountain. No reason was provided. A Neo-Nazi website has been forced offline after they were banned from several webhosting services. Currently, the only website posting Nazi propaganda is Whitehouse.gov These were the jokes for today, and I, was Jonas Polsky. Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ