The Jokes for Today
About This Show
About the Podcast: The Jokes for Today is a one-minute podcast of topical jokes, much like the jokes you'd hear during a late night monologue. Once or twice a week I read the news, write a few one-liner jokes about it, then share them with you.
The tone of the show is very deadpan, and the jokes are delivered just as a broadcaster on NPR or public radio would read them.
About Me: I'm an aspiring comedy writer, hoping to one day get a job in late night television. This podcast serves as my resume. If you'd like to help me achieve my goal, subscribe, review, and share The Jokes for Today.
If you want to hire me right now, or want to send feedback about the show, you can email me: JonasPolsky@gmail.com
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Most Recent Episode
The Jokes for August 22nd
Topical jokes about: Confederate statues, Donald Trump ecstasy, and the Secret Service. Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ Show Transcript: Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are The Jokes for Today for August 22nd. In Texas, a man was arrested after he was caught trying to blow up a Confederate statue. If convicted, the man will be enslaved. In Germany, police have seized 5,000 orange ecstasy tablets that are shaped like Donald Trump's head. When you take the Donald Trump ecstasy you feel amazing. You feel just like Donald Trump does right after he hits "Send" on a tweet. Police also discovered Donald Trump Viagra pills, which were shaped like his giant red neckties. The Secret Service can no longer afford to protect Donald Trump and his family, as they have already exhausted their annual budget. Trump said, "Not to worry, if anyone tries to shoot me, I can just use Melania as a human shield." These were the Jokes for Today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.