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Episode Info: Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! This is the show we recorded live at Duckfest 2020! Lords: Jenni is reachable at Chris is making cooking videos at April is @aprilsaur on Twitter. Topics: Befriending ravens Just Say No. What if part of the government apparatus was a PVP mobile game & billionaires willingly sent in tax dollars in exchange for units to pwn everyone else but the game was balanced so they only had a tiny edge? Clone ethics: can you consent on behalf of your clone? What about a different person with the same name as you? Larry asks: "Best ways to meet your own death as part of a puzzle or game" Carnivorous mushroom death at 0:58. My sister is doing her bathroom sea-monster themed; does anyone have unsolicited recommendations for sea monster bathroom amenities? The badger story. How do we survive from when we learn to climb on the furniture to when we get scared of climbing on the furniture? The white-spotted clearwing Microtopics: Plugging an activity nobody but you can do. Eating trash out of the dumpster and fighting over dead skunk carcasses. Recognizing jerks and being rude to them. Feeding tiny bento boxes to nearby ravens. Mobbing random strangers to demand a tiny bento box. The ravens constantly pooping on your shoulders but it's ok because it's just your work shirt. Meeting your shitting on things quota. Befriending Odin's ravens and becoming Odin. Being the one who operates firearms in this relationship. Replacing taxes with a mobile game targeted at Elon Musk. Elon Musk being defeated at a PVP mobile game by a seven year old in a Tinkerbell outfit and deciding he doesn't like the game any more so the company forms a team whose only job is to lose to Elon Musk. Creating a GoFundMe to pay your rent while you save the world. Whether Jenni is the raven or the game designer in her relationship. Sharing DNA implying shared consent. Explaining parents. How consent works with conjoined twins. All three hosts having a different interpretation of the listener's question. Puzzles created in the before-times where if you solve them you see the face of god and then die. Cool ways to die in video games. A game that is great for people who have a lot of free time and don't have a child. Requesting ideas for sea monster themed bathroom decorations and getting answers six months after you finished remodeling you bathroom. A plunger shaped like a tentacle where the plunging part is just a huge suction cup. All of your failings as a wife being forgiven by your ability to use a firearm. Not knowing how to safely use a gun so you just kick it down the hill. Guarding the coast from sea monsters bu...

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