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Episode Info: We are finally settled at the house a bit, and I am able to get back in the swing of eating healthfully (guys, it was take out almost every night… you don’t even know… I thought i was going to die.).  I have my swamp water every morning (it really does look like a swamp because of the greens in it), I attempt to eat breakfast before noon (and fail most days), and I made zucchini boats last night that were bangin’!  Also, I tend to spell broccoli and zucchini incorrectly and rely heavily on spell-check to help a sister out. Our show is listener supported… tell EVERYONE about the wackiness! EVERYONE!  Even your grandmother!  She needs penis jokes too! If you really dig what we do, be sure to leave us a review on whatever podcast service you use.  It helps us out a ton! iTunes: http://bit.ly/hnhshow Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/horseshoes-and-hand-grenades Factoid of the Week: Lemons are native to Asia and are a hybrid between a sour orange and a citron. Homosexual lions in Kenya’s Masai Mara ‘influenced’ by gay visitors; moral policeman calls for ‘counselling’ Man picks knife fight with neighbor, wears porn magazines as body armor Hidden Valley will now sell you kegs of sauce Petrol station closed after catapult-wielding robber steals chocolate Words of Wisdom: “I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” ― Ron WhiteRead more »

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