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“God I’m amazing, I can’t believe the queen gave me all that money and booze. I’m the best captain ever *burp*… I wanna shit all over the people when we get where we’re going. I don’t even care I’m just gonna shit on ’em. All. Over.” Christopher Columbus, translated from a old English. I think […]

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