Patrick really wanted the KKL listeners to know how and when to hear his on-air set on Live 105 Saturday night. But Kevin always wants something in return. In exchange for the plug, Patrick gives us his movie script written back in his college days. Will the life of his characters parallel his own life? Will we have to dig deep to find any hidden symbolism? Afterwards, Joel McHale joins the studio for a chat and a game of Craigslist Creep Off! Plus, Nervous News with Twinkie, the countdown to the upcoming solar eclipse, and more!