Daddio Patio
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Nothing is off-limits on Daddio Patio. Guided by a Pentagram of five unique, madly curious Daddios, this show cannonballs into everything hilarious and wonderful about the cosmos. Join them on a magical adventure to the holy grail of fun and friendship!Read more »
Nothing is off-limits on Daddio Patio. Guided by a Pentagram of five unique, madly curious Daddios, this show cannonballs into everything hilarious and wonderful about the cosmos. Join them on a magical adventure to the holy grail of fun and friendship!Read Less
Most Recent Episode
DP85 - 🍔Booger Burger🍔
May 14
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95 minutes
This week, we have a long overdue dream guest: SKULL. As usual, we talk about the slimey 90’s. What’s up with that? I mean we had a whole series of shows where people just got slimed, even the logos were slimy. Have you ever been slimed? or had any kind of oil spilled on you. One time Lance’s cousin spilled bacon grease on him, the revenge that Lance took was "the most heinous thing he's ever done to another human being". Tune in to find out what it was! Also, what the fuck are jeans for if they’re not for wiping your boogers on? Apparently they were introduced in 1849 during the gold rush to protect the knees of gold seekers. The 49ers went out in search of the gold, but jeans were way more lucrative. The gold was right in front of em the whole time! Sometimes the most valuable shit doesn’t twinkle. This episode starts out crisp, and crunchy, but it’s followed by a long slimy trail, kinda like pulling a booger out. Picking boogers is such a common thing, how come there aren’t any songs about it? All this and more on episode 85. CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?Read more »
This week, we have a long overdue dream guest: SKULL. As usual, we talk about the slimey 90’s. What’s up with that? I mean we had a whole series of shows where people just got slimed, even the logos were slimy. Have you ever been slimed? or had any kind of oil spilled on you. One time Lance’s cousin spilled bacon grease on him, the revenge that Lance took was "the most heinous thing he's ever done to another human being". Tune in to find out what it was! Also, what the fuck are jeans for if they’re not for wiping your boogers on? Apparently they were introduced in 1849 during the gold rush to protect the knees of gold seekers. The 49ers went out in search of the gold, but jeans were way more lucrative. The gold was right in front of em the whole time! Sometimes the most valuable shit doesn’t twinkle. This episode starts out crisp, and crunchy, but it’s followed by a long slimy trail, kinda like pulling a booger out. Picking boogers is such a common thing, how come there aren’t any songs about it? All this and more on episode 85. CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA?Read Less
