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Episode Info: This week on the Denver Nuggets podcast - the 5280 Hoops Show, we were joined by Mario Vetanze of The Sports Pyramid and Mile High Sports. Mario brought a special treat with him to the show in the form of a rap battle JaVale McGee vs Shaquille O'Neal. The Lyrics are below. Shaquille O’Neal: Yo it’s the big Shaq daddy here to tell you why I rule It’s like you’re on another episode of Shaqtin a fool Your style is shit, may as well be crappin em I’m even a better rapper, Shaq Diesel went platinum I’ve got more nick names than you’ve got brain cells How I know you suck? Your puzzled face your main tell My shit is so hot I’ll crap my pants, even my stain sells My drop step is so devastating that it rang bells This battle’s gonna end like all your games do With you, on the bench, head down like a bitch, ooooooo JaVale McGee: You’re a Diesel, I’m a hybrid with a kick They called you Shaqtus cuz you’re just a little prick Most of your nicknames don’t even make sense Kazaam was so insulting, how do I not take offense? You never won on your own, always needed a real leader First Kobe, then Wade, you were just a minutes eater In the next episode of Shaq Vs. try this out Reading against a toddler, the kid would win in a route You were good at basketball thanks to your daddy’s genes Enjoy being the newest member of the Sacramento Queens Shaquille O’Neal: You wanna mention my genes? Punk, you got em too Except both of your parents were better than you Your lack of common sense is always getting you in trouble You can talk to me when you average a double double I’m ashamed that you and I play the same position You don’t even grasp simple addition Damn right I’m the diesel, nothing wrong with my ignition Call me the big magician I’m makin a premonition Your career is gonna suffer a decomposition transition You versus Shaq? The very definition of juxtaposition JaVale McGee: Okay Shaq, I admit it, your game wasn’t wack Too bad it wasn’t enough to bring your daddy back You had 4 kids before you knew your marriage wouldn’t work? You’re not a people person, you’re just a racist jerk Kobe caused your divorce? Why don’t you man up? You probly just weren’t able to get your man up I may not have stats, I’m just here to have fun But if you see my in the streets, fatty better run You called yourself Superman, and that’s something I believe Everyone hopes you’ll end up like Christopher Reeve Who won? Who’s next? You
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