We’re back for 2017! Patrick and Sam give us the inside scoop of their holiday vacation on a Mississippi paddle boat. ICE CUBE JAZZ: Irish Coffee & Hot Toddy. SAM WALKS ON WATER: Mississippi river cruising: excursions, food, the river, Vicksburg, New Orleans , and a summary. TRAVEL RANT: Keep your promise. WHERE THE HELL IS IT: Name the four major rivers connected to the Mississippi.