Two Wise Jawns
About This Show
A podcast about two jawns trying... well we trying dammit. We discuss upward mobility as it relates to sophistiratchetness. Morg STANS for Solange. Shan STANS for nail art. They both regard Kanye as a personal bestie. Find us on iTunes and Stitcher at "Two Wise Jawns" ... subscribe!
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Most Recent Episode
Episode 21 | New Year, New Jawns
6 days ago
New year, who dis!?
Welcome to 2017!
You've had almost two weeks to gather yourself and your bearings. Hopefully your chakras are more aligned than those unhinged millennials!
Speaking of millennials, that's the focus of today's episode. All about dem hip young thangs born between 1981 and 1997.
Need a reference? Think from Kim Kardashian to Kylie Jenner, give or take a year.
Your fav Two Wise Jawns fit squarely in that range because we be cool how we be cool. #BornBefore90
Today we have a bone to pick with the "dishonest media!" and all of the "fake news" regarding our generation. "Sad!"
Headline after headline attempts to disparage us:
"Churches Using PokemonGo to get Millennials in Pews"
"Martha Stewart Still Confused About What Millennials Are Exactly"
"Why Aren’t Millennials Buying Diamonds?"
"The Hot New Millennials Trend Is Hating Millennials"
"Millennials And 'Their Destruction of Civilization'"
"Why Come Millennials Don't Have Le Secks... Less Sexed Generation is 60 Years!"
In fact, millennials are such a drag that the internet has created a millennial blame generator entitled "Millennials Are to Blame for Everything" based off of actual headlines not limited to: millennials have ruined wine, dollar stores, church, and the economic performance of Tiffany’s.
Dam you Millennials!
Actually, damn you media! We won't stand for this. Not on our watch!
NYE gave us drunk Don Lemon and unbotherd Mariah Carey, let's thank God for the blessings he bestows.
Chris Brown, Soulja Boy, Orlando Brown, 50 Cent, Floyd Mayweather, Kim Burrell... let's lift them all up on prayer. Do your thing saints.
Drake and J Lo, scammers.
Serena and Reddit, congrats!
Golden Globes - You go Glenn Coco Donald Glover, Tracee Ellis Ross, Viola Davis, Meryl Streep, Barry Johnson, Claire Foy, Sarah Paulson, and Migos!
Recorded Monday January 9, 2017.