In lieu of time markers, a bit of backstory for what you're about to hear. As regular listeners know, a fellow calling himself "Fake Mixdorf" has appeared with greater regularity in some form or other over the last few episodes. Other than a weird obsession with Xena: Warrior Princess, he seemed pretty harmless. Well, turns out he wasn't quite what he claimed. Because of an ongoing investigation and pending legal action we can't say much except Real Mixdorf was forced briefly into Witness Protection, and this episode was recorded by altering his voice for the purposes of anonymity. Thankfully, Fake Mixdorf was arrested and everything is back to normal, so anonymity is no longer important, but we weren't able to undo the voice effect. At some point in the future we hope to be able to be clearer about the events that transpired. it got both weirder and very dark. Enjoy, and thanks for listening. p.s. Please enjoy, with friends and loved ones, this first-ever First Team All Nonsense Friends & Family Guide to the Playoffs. A little cheat-sheet for the truly casual fan to bring them up to speed just in time for the 2017 NBA Playoffs!