Can you handle your Marijuana Gummies? Illinois teens sure can't. Let's hope they never touch the brown acid Gobstoppers. Ellie's history of being neglected for her brother's sporting events culminates in a bleacher birthday party, and adult coloring book, and a Jersey Mike's sub. Laser Tag in an empty dorm – awesome or a great way to get shot by security? The Dads explore the phenomenon of Facebook sped-up recipe videos and their shambling wet bread horrors. Open a tube of crescent rolls, grab a pail of ranch, and enjoy! ...and Matt realizes his Sr. Pre-K daughter is having her own life experiences – and he doesn't like it. E-mail us your thoughts at email@example.com or call the Paternity Test hot line at 657-BAD-DADS! And find us on Facebook, on Twitter at @thedadtest, and on Instagram.