You're signing books, doing your thing, when Jean Reno tells you your friend is dead in the Louvre. What do you do? If you're Robert Langdon, you run away with a French lady while decoding secret messages from Leonardo Da Vinci. That's right, we're talking The Da Vinci Code (2006), rated 25% on Rotten Tomatoes. Starring Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Paul Bettany, and Ian McKellan, this film is a roller coaster ride from start to finish. Not the fun kind either, the really disorienting kind that might make you sick. While a financial success for sure, The Da Vinci Code left many critics wanting something more substantial, yet still managed to spawn 2 sequel films. The movie even kept us intrigued for about half of it, but lost us when it became a mix-up of exposition and twists. The real mystery here is why does Langdon only go for pretty brunettes?