Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast: * Cold Open — Bruno announces his run for President! * Introduction — Rich saw guests of our podcast, Rick Mirarchi and Chris Nee, at comedy show * Sports Sampler * 2-Minute Drill: Adrian Peterson signs with the Saints * Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be retiring after 2017; is NASCAR really a sport? * We preview the 2017-18 Philadelphia Eagles’ upcoming season schedule * Entertainment Entree * With Alex Jones battling a child custody case, replacement Tuck Buckford can fill in for the job! * Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment” * Does this news interview feature the real-life version of Boomhauer? * Disney makes two LucasFilm announcements * Rich celebrates Al Pacino’s 77th birthday * “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News * Man runs into burning building to save a precious liquid collection * Man falls asleep on toilet in Wal-Mart, somehow lights his underpants on fire * 7-year-old concocts a “totally legit” school letter telling his Mom he must play more video games * What Have We Learned & Conclusion Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!