Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast: * Cold Open — Bruno was coughing too much * Introduction — We explain last week’s snow fiasco; Mike finished Horizon: Zero Dawn; Rich’s March Madness bracket is already shot (Thanks, Villanova…) * Sports Sampler * 2-Minute Drill — Karl Malone agrees with Rich about LeBron James voluntairly missing season games; Patriots trade 1st-round pick for Brandin Cooks * Our reaction to the Eagles’ moves in Free Agency so far * Will the Eagles trade up/down or stay put in the draft this year? * Shaq is a “flat-earther” apparently… Why are so many NBA players questioning whether the Earth is round? * Entertainment Entree * Who is Alex Jones? This supercut explains! * Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment” * We play the first level of Mass Effect: Andromeda — Is there cause for concern that the game won’t live up to the hype? Could stale graphics ruin BioWare’s new story? * “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News * A Canadian man has decided to do a balloon chair story of his own * Girlfriend tries to smuggle meth to her boyfriend with a religious fervor * Florida man really just wanted to cook some hot dogs * Pair of brothers bond in a really weird, drug-fueled way * What Have We Learned & Conclusion Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!