West and Sparks are back with NOMS! It’s a devil’s triangle! Three podcasters in ONE PODCAST! WHOA! This week, we cover the best way to piss your pants. We also head into ALL EARS territory and discuss some long stories short, such as the worst wingman, terrible cats and a dentist’s worst nightmare! It’s all here on this special edition of Sparks Radio/West and Sparks/All Ears! Show Notes: Long story short Story 1: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/meet-skippy-the-34-year-old-virgin-and-his-wing-mom/85404509/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=page-posts&utm_campaign=skippy Story 2: http://www.king5.com/entertainment/television/programs/evening/catios-bring-the-outdoor-life-to-indoor-cats/453460257 Story 3: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-didnt-brush-his-teeth-for-20-years_us_59666446e4b0d51cda5f70ab?section=us_weird-news * Comments First: * greetings from Antarctica * That’s a sick beat tho * Whiplash 2 looks good Guess What’s Up My Rectum: Ugggg. I’m bleeding. 12 years of this? I’m seething! There’s got to be a fix for this diarrhea. All green coming out of me like I’m a ch ch ch chia. Save me brother, there’s gotta be something you can do to slow down this endless flow of poo. Doc’s got a solution. I need a shock to my system like poop electrocution. Brother and I now lincoln like logs. His south succeeded, and I’m praying like synagogues. My body’s got his bacteria and no side effects. His body’s getting money while his ass is writing ______.