On the show today: Cat injury; body dolls; lockup; lollipop infection; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music, by demand. 01:10 These cats think they own the place. 03:15 No one needs to see this, much less a tiny girl. 04:25 Kim to the rescue. Sort of. 06:35 Such a humanitarian. 07:25 Sometimes it is just better to hide the circle of life out of sight. 10:05 Too many stray dogs - it is kind of crazy now. 12:00 Bodies, so many bodies. 12:45 These are not life-sized dolls, they are mummies. And you should say that. 15:00 This could be shocking. 16:25 How do you find subjects for this study? 17:20 Why? Why do we know this? 18:25 This is our public service message. Take it to heart. 19:45 This is not as easy as you would think. 21:00 Just open the door. OPEN THE DOOR. 22:20 This is what happens when kids are involved. 24:05 Do not do this. DO NOT. 25:10 Why would you do this? WHY? 27:05 You cannot trust people you meet on the internet. You CANNOT. 28:30 This is not a good suggestion. 29:30 Thing 3 is obsessed with Ellen. 32:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:15 Email us - firstname.lastname@example.org. 33:18 Seeya!