Ranking The Kingdom
About This Show
Are you ready to critique mother nature with the same passion you feel for movies, music, books, television, and video games? Haven't animals had it a little too easy for a little too long?
Ranking the Kingdom is an attempt to review animals and finally decide once and for all who deserves to be on top. And while the host will give a score at the end of each episode, it's up to all of us to truly decide what the most badass, high-class, top brass, karate-kickin', take-no-names', no-nonsense, no-prisoners, nonstick, easy-glide animal out there is!
Are you ready to decide?
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Are you ready to hear the word "Beaver" used over and over again in a non-sexual way? Then you're ready for Ranking The Kingdom's latest review! These aqua-rodents aren't the most impressive creature we've tackled, but they may just surprise you anyways. The Beaver is such an industrious animal that it's even been said that they may effect climate change! From building dams that create new ponds and ecosystems, to a never ending supply of teeth, all they way to their gross leaky butts that they use to mark themselves and mounds of twigs and mud with their scent, these guys managed to make me rethink virtually everything I'd ever known about Beavers. Not that I knew a lot to begin with... Listen in and find out if you've ever accidentally ingested beaver secretions and much, much more! If you are new to the show and don't quite get how this whole "ranking animals" thing works, please head over to the show's website for a quick explanation of the rating system, or download Your Review and You, a quick 10 minute episode of the podcast that covers everything you need to know! Also rate and subscribe to Ranking the Kingdom on iTunes, and don't hesitate to follow the show on Facebook and Twitter (@rankthekingdom) for updates and links to interesting animal facts on occasion! You can also reach me at email@example.com, and for those of you with podcast apps that do not display pictures you can go here to view each episode's set: rankingthekingdom.libsyn.com. Also, check out my new Audio Drama called Robots Boning Ninjas! It's nowhere near as gross or off-putting as you might think, I promise! Episode Guide: (0:00 - 9:37) - Intro: Bad Zoology, First Review, Ranking Rundown. (9:50 - 15:39) - Unsorted Facts: Eurasian, American, Rodents. (15:49 - 29:07) - Inst
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