This podcast is not This American Life, and its not the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast. Its miked MORMONS, and I still dont know what that is exactly. I wanted to do a news story on masturbation where I talked with professionals about how it isnt a real addiction, or at least how the LDS church treats it. I even went so far as to call LDS Family Services, discussed a fake son who masturbates, and then was going to pay the money for the first visit as the parent, and record the whole thing. Maybe someday, but what that phone call did was give me anxiety for two days. I collected audio clips from BYU Speeches, LDS.org, and MormonChannel.org and tried to work them into an intelligent story. I even wrote and recorded an eight page script to add to the professionalism. It sounded awful. It wasnt me. Im not Ira Glass – Im Mr. D. When in doubt, get blasted with wine and record yourself, then feel stupid for doing it, then plan on rerecording it, but youre too lazy, and you actually like the drunk discussion, and then you finish it all up with your normal non-drunk voice. Thats the episode. I guess youre prepped for it. Oh yeah, theres lots of masturbation talk and some cussing. Dont listen if you dont like any of those things, and dont listen if youre my mom. MP3 FILE [audio mp3=http://mikedmormons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Masturbation-Voice.mp3][/audio] Subscribe to, or rate podcast through ITUNES or for non-iTunes subscribers click HERE If you want to make a comment, shoot on over to Reddit and do it there. Thats where vigorous discussion happens. You can also email me if you would like to be interviewed. Im a friendly guy whos happy to come to you if youre in the SLC or Utah County area, have you come by my sweet new studio in person, or we can do that Skype thing as well.