Hey there, are you ready for a fun podcast? You are? Me, too! Okay, lets get started. Wait, before I begin let me take a second to gulp down some air. Why? Oh, because I want to make a series of burps that I will hope you find erotic. What do you mean you don't find burps erotic. Whats not to like? I mean, it's air... that has been in your tummy... and then it comes out with a big sexy noise and, with any luck, some hot stomach contents smell. I mean, if you aren't down with that then I don't know why we hang out. Oh... you're leaving... I see... Well, if this scenario sounds familiar you are probably already a fan of The Burp Fetish Forum. It's a small community of people with a very particular fetish revolving around the expulsion of air from either mouth or butt. Why? No one seems to be able to really put it into words that I could find. Regardless, they like a nice belch or fart and I guess there isn't anything wrong with that. Do I care for it? No, sir. I have enough personal issues with gas in my life to worry about someone getting a boner when air escapes my various orafices. The only thing I like coming out of my mouth is the words of the stupid internet. Enjoy!