Star Wars special! Josh reveals what some miserable sword users have to say about the new Star Wars trailer, grills his girlfriend on her knowledge of the Star Wars universe and discusses the merits of a Jedi's tea-making skills. It takes a special kind of twat to decide his girlfriend needs a mid-relationship Star Wars quiz to see if their already mortgage-laden union is worth pursuing further. Luckily, I might be just that much of a twat. Surely you've seen the Star Wars: Episode VII trailer by now. What? You haven't? What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop living life and indulge in 88 seconds of pure magic right now.