The Jokes for Today
About This Show
About the Podcast: The Jokes for Today is a one-minute podcast of topical jokes, much like the jokes you'd hear during a late night monologue. Once or twice a week I read the news, write a few one-liner jokes about it, then share them with you.
The tone of the show is very deadpan, and the jokes are delivered just as a broadcaster on NPR or public radio would read them.
About Me: I'm an aspiring comedy writer, hoping to one day get a job in late night television. This podcast serves as my resume. If you'd like to help me achieve my goal, subscribe, review, and share The Jokes for Today.
If you want to hire me right now, or want to send feedback about the show, you can email me: JonasPolsky@gmail.com
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The Jokes for July 5th
Topical Jokes about: Being struck by lightning, child sex slaves on Mars, Obama Boulevard, and a plane crash on the 405 freeway. Enjoy more deadpan comedy by subscribing: iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are the jokes for today for July 5th. In Florida, a pregnant woman gave birth after being struck by lightning. The good news is that now her iPhone is fully charged. ...the child was named "Sparky." In response to a conspiracy theory, NASA issued a statement that there are no child sex slaves on Mars. They prefer to be called "underage astronaut prostitutes." The Los Angeles city council has voted to name a street "Obama Boulevard." Drivers love the road, but Republicans have already promised that they will "reroute and repave Obama Boulevard." Donald Trump's proposed replacement for Obama Boulevard is a quarter-mile of red lights and spike strips, that ultimately sends drivers over a cliff. Speaking of roads -- Last week a plane crash-landed on the 405 freeway. Traffic on the freeway was backed up for miles, with hour-long delays, and then the plane crashed. These were the jokes for today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.