What's up, lovers of idiocy? It's been another great time here in the world of Florida. We had some bullshit with crazy mothers fleeing Pennsylvania to live in the keys giving handjobs for crack for the last 15 years. (Another one bites the dust and succumbs to the phallic succubus that is Florida). But, fortunately for our state and unfortunately for young girls in Ohio, the crown jewel came in the form of Hispanic brothers that could not control themselves. If they are guilty, which it looks like they are, hopefully they're dead by the time you listen to this. On a lighter note, Scott and Jason man the poop deck this week and steer the ship through Jason Collins' coming out party as well as super Gonorrhea - are they related? Stay tuned to find out. So please enjoy this week's installment and, as always, thanks for listening. Love, Your Idiots P.S. - We don't know how nautical terms work. We just wanted to say poop deck. That's just starboard of the port, right?