Mike and Stu discuss LeBron James’ goggles and whether he can be coached (2:30), why Bill Simmons is better as a columnist than an CEO (6:15), and the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs (8:00). Then they talk Final Four matchups and lines (9:00) and reveal their best bets (16:00) for the weekend. Mike talks about his Twitter exchange with Washington Post columnist Sally Jenkins (17:00) and the sham that is the NCAA, and Stu discusses watching the women’s NCAA basketball tournament (17:30). In ‘Do we care?’ Mike and Stu discuss Jake Cutler butt naked (21:15); Donald Trump and the Nationals’ back and forth on the President not throwing out the Opening Day pitch (23:00); Tiger Woods and the Masters (26:10); and the USMNT picking up 4 World Cup qualifying this week (30:00); and Lavar Ball becoming a recurring guest on ESPN’s First Take (34:00). And finally, Mike and Stu reveal their “#dickoftheweek (35:15). Listen to find out who took the reticulated python! Be sure to subscribe to the Hello Sports Podcast!