Just in time for the release of Final Fantasy XV: the final Fantasy final installment finale of the Final Fantasy GlicthCast Trilogy. We’ve come along way, baby. Our fingers are tingling. Our mouths are dry. Our ears are burning. We should probably have these things checked out. Just like our Materia girl Karen’s favorite catchphrase, we take a big, f*%^#8ing steamy slice of Midgar, and explore the most underrated videogame of all time, Final Fantasy VII. What is this game’s allure? Its timeless appeal? Does it still hold up, here on the eve of our Final Fantasy’s quinceañera? Beyond the lifestream, we then jaunt over to the Farplane and dissect Final Fantasy X’s overarching themes such as: did you know that religion can sometimes be problematic? Turns out, it can.