Doug Says: Yesterday I paid $4.26 for a coffee and a donut. Dan Says: Doug and I had lunch yesterday. Some people say dreams don’t come true. Those people have never had lunch with Doug. Sara Says: I’ve always wanted to have a sequel to the “Doug and Dan Make a Plan” segment. After reading the above, I can say that dreams really do come true. Tonight on Fish Burps, we welcome back the Beautiful and Talented Sara DeForest who will regale us with tales of her travels around the Globe. Comedy College Graduate Dan Linley will regale us with his tales of travels around St. Francis Circle. While Tactless Gadfly Doug stares intently at something interesting on the wall. And we welcome you back to Fish Burps, the podcast where anything can happen….. please. The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs, and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life. Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all. As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance. Sara will use this power to convince her parents that she is in fact funny. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.