A mean spirited and brief synopsis of a fun to watch movie. Absentee Fathers In Spaaaaaace! Here's the Whole thing in text: Does anybodies daddy stick around in this galaxy? Han and Luke ran off and left Leia carrying the whole damn Resistance alone. I guess because they are both lousy role models for kids... Plus, a cowardly black stormtrooper, Hitler-youth who is a garbage man, who quits his job, falls in love with the first white chick he sees, can't hold a lightsaber and gets his ass kicked by an skinny, emo-dork that has temper tantrums and wants to be like his grandpa, because again, his uncle and his dad are bad role models, and then he gets his butt kicked... by a untrained garbage picker girl, who never held a sword in her life. Can you see why Rey and Fin are destined for one another? I almost forgot about the other stereotypes, instead of The asian wise-man Yoda, we got a forced, Maya Angelou old black lady- Maz Kanata. WAIT!!!! There's more! Chewie the Mexican who can't speak English, doesn't even get to be captain on the Millennium Falcon EVEN after Han Solo dies? Why isn't that his ship now? Don't forget they also pushed the old Lesbian tool-bot (R2D2) into the background... (literally), in favor of the newer, younger, cuter Orange Rolly robot.. Butt-fingerer-BB!(BB8). Everybody's father in this whole damn series is either dead , evil, or ran away! .. Oh yeah, Poe Dameron, Han died so we need another one of those, a cool pilot who doesn't "really" do much. and Luke is still losing weight for fight scenes in part 8. Captain Phasma is the new taller, shinier Boba Fett and she's a woman now too, due to ... Girl Power! ... Spice Girls! Good thing Han Solo was wearing a diaper when he died.