I Am Citizen Abels
About This Show
"I Am Citizen Abels" is an Internet radio show starring David Abels and a cast of characters that includes celebrities from the past like Mahatma Ghandi and Dr. Ruth, as well as contemporary favorites like Kim Kardashian, the Velvet Underground, and Jerry Garcia. "The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike, but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends, is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes, apps available via iTunes, and apps available via Google Play. Don't doubt the truth that comes out of The Citizen's mouth. You might agree. You might laugh. You might ponder. Well, actually, it's all of the above. Catch "I Am Citizen Abels" today, and don't forget to change your underwear before the show goes on.
Most Recent Episode
In Someone Else's Brain
If you’ve never seen a ghost, sit in a parking lot outside a mall in the U.S. and look at your fellow Citizens walking around pretending they have problems. But after this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, "In Someone Elses's Brain," (www.insomeoneelsesbrain.com), The Citizen is feeling like the problem is you. We sit and complain – standing around like furniture like Bob Dylan has said – and wonder why our lives are so terrible. Meanwhile the sick and the hungry and the old and the poor and the dead and dying in all of our grand wars lay there waiting. Tom Murray is a filmmaker, and his film about his brother, Chris, called “Dad’s in Heaven with Nixon,” is a must-see documentary, not because it’s about autism or art or success or life, but because it’s about a family’s love and sacrifice for someone, and a mother whose undying devotion to her son is an embarrassment to the rest of you sad saps. So listen as The Citizen cries like a girl, and remembers he ain’t giving up on his kids or any other. Look. Listen, you idiots, and wake up, everybody. "In Someone Else's Brain" was recorded September 21, 2016. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes Podcasts or various iPhone, Android, and Windows phone and tablet apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” To get in touch with The Citizen, email email@example.com or call him toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now the show.