I Am Citizen Abels
About This Show
"I Am Citizen Abels" is an Internet radio show starring David Abels and a cast of characters that includes celebrities from the past like Mahatma Ghandi and Dr. Ruth, as well as contemporary favorites like Kim Kardashian, the Velvet Underground, and Jerry Garcia. "The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike, but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends, is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes, apps available via iTunes, and apps available via Google Play. Don't doubt the truth that comes out of The Citizen's mouth. You might agree. You might laugh. You might ponder. Well, actually, it's all of the above. Catch "I Am Citizen Abels" today, and don't forget to change your underwear before the show goes on.
Most Recent Episode
The Rattle Of The Bulge
The Citizen is coming. The Citizen is coming. Jesus. Jesus. Give me a cigarette. That’s because on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen speaks loosely, honestly, and openly to your orgasmic delight (and his) with porn start and sex educator, Nina Hartley. It’s an hour of slap and tickle, bump and grind, love, lust and everything in between, entitled “The Rattle Of The Bulge” (www.therattleofthebulge.com). Remember, as The Citizen always tells you to do, take your top off, your pants, your panties, your jock strap, and your socks, and sit back and enjoy yourself, your private parts, and his special guest, Nina Hartley. Listen to them as they both do what they do best – pretend they don’t want to jump everyone’s bones. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes Podcasts or various iPhone, Android, and Windows phone and tablet apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” To get in touch with The Citizen, email firstname.lastname@example.org or call him toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now the show.