I Am Citizen Abels
About This Show
"I Am Citizen Abels" is an Internet radio show starring David Abels and a cast of characters that includes celebrities from the past like Mahatma Ghandi and Dr. Ruth, as well as contemporary favorites like Kim Kardashian, the Velvet Underground, and Jerry Garcia. "The Citizen," as our undaunted star is called by fans, foes, and friends alike, but not by his assorted ex-girlfriends, is carried by streaming/radio services around the world, including iTunes, apps available via iTunes, and apps available via Google Play. Don't doubt the truth that comes out of The Citizen's mouth. You might agree. You might laugh. You might ponder. Well, actually, it's all of the above. Catch "I Am Citizen Abels" today, and don't forget to change your underwear before the show goes on.
Most Recent Episode
Blackbird Tells The Citizen He Wants A Story
Enjoy this bit from “I Am Citizen Abels,” when his housemate, Blackbird, the angry black bird, shows up to bitch about The Citizen and about the white man in general. Lord knows Blackbird gives The Citizen the blues. This bit first appeared on an episode featuring stripper and fetishist Jaded Dawn called “Tits For Money” (www.titsformoney.com), and was recorded January 27, 2017. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with by email at email@example.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now, the show.