Wow! 2016 has just eaten up the time of the hosts of A Thousand Words. We've been incredibly busy! Between Jessica's successes as a comedian, Ron's new baby girl (Mazel Tov!), and Stan being in a play, there hasn't been the time needed to record together. But, as you can see, we're still here! In this episode we discuss H. Jon Benjamin's The American Soldier 1863, where we discuss a Civil War Fashion Show! Additionally, we discuss the cinematic classic Major Payne, the Church of Satan, and discuss who had the sexiest soldiers in the Civil War. Additionally, Stan embarrasses himself by not knowing who Patrick Wilson is.