Check out this shiny, happy, sparkling, thank-god-I-ain't-a-Republican edition of The Hollywood Hick! Brent suffers a massive ant invasion in his kitchen, but the Florida room is safe, y'all. The Wonder Woman trailer is t*ts! After a Lindsay Lohan fiance fight, she aired her dirty laundry again, all the while screaming, "leave me alone!" And then she went on a social media rant accusing her fiance of cheating. Gross-ass Bill Cosby keeps getting turned down for dismissal requests for his rape charges. Meanwhile, Rudy Huxtable (Keshia Knight Pulliam), who just got married a few months back, is getting a D-I-V-O-R-C-E and is knocked the eff up. Did y'all see the Playboy model who took an Instagram pic at her gym and fat-shamed a poor woman there? Total b*tch-*ss b*tch. Don't do that sh*t. Finally that Roger Ailes got fired but ended up with $40 million to soothe his wounds.