The cat-nip of Mary Meeker's Internet Trends report is out this week so we discuss the highlights which leads to a sudden discussion of what an Amazon private cloud product would look like. Then, with a raft of new container related news we sort out what CoreOS is doing with their Tectonic managed service, what Heptio is (the Mirantis of Kubernetes?), and then a deep dive into the newly announced Istio which seems to be looking to create a yaml-based(!) standard for microservices configuration and policy and, then, the actual code for managing it all. Also, an extensive analysis of a hot-dog display, which is either basting itself or putting on some condiment-hair. Alternate Titles I've seen this hot-dog before. I’ve been doing this since dickity-4 I’m sticking with the Mary Meeker slides, you nerds go figure it out Mid-roll Pivotal Cloud-native workshop in DC, June 7th. LOOK, MA! I PUT IN DATES! DevOpsDays Minneapolis, July 25 to 26th: get 20% off registration with the code SDT (Thanks, Bridget!). Coté: CF Summit June 13 to 15, 2017. 20% off registration code: cfsv17cote Coté: Want 2 days of Spring knowledge? Check out SpringDays SpringDays.io Get half-off with the code SpringDays_HalfOff Chicago (May 30th to 31st) New York (June 20th to 21st) Atlanta (July 18th to 19th) Hot-dog guy in Japan Zoom in on that little fellow. Internet Trends 2017 300 plus slides of charts Computes!