Oh boy, where do we START with this one? Subhah Agarwal (comedian/TV writer) drops by to talk about being a quasi-valedictorian, snorting things so she could work harder, and working as a clown, on a boat, in Pittsburgh. WHAT? Right. Subhah is an NYC-based stand up comic and regular at The Stand, and she has also appeared on truTV's Comedy Knockout. Her appearance went so well, she was then hired to write for the show -- she even helped Kevin win his episode when he went on! What a gal. Turns out she's a great fit for a roast-based TV show because, as fellow comics tell her, "she's mean now." Subhah went to Pitt, was a big time academic achiever, and basically threw all that away to do comedy (and occasionally make balloon animals in Central Park for money). Viva art! Follow Subhah on Twitter @Subhah and on Instagram @Subhaha -- possibly the greatest comedian Instagram name of all time.