Far from the moist vaginas of their respective life partners, the Beardos Three attack episode 18 with more vim and vigor than humans a tenth as busy as they currently are would think possible. I guess. It’s hard to measure shit like that. Anyway, about the following doth we jaw for y’all: Cobble regales us with how much he likes his new phone! The boys are busy, busy busy with their various meatspace trials. Maynard hates it Maynard declares his love for TV Hershel Green on The Walking Dead Maynard declares he always has a little doo doo in his butt Craycroft arrives unexpectedly mid-show and causes great tumult amongst Maynard’s dogs We exhaustively discuss FIFTY MOVIES, RIGHT IN A ROW, LIKE WE GIVE NO FUCKS Filthy jokes and sexy scenarios ensue Maynard porky pigs his way through some science: Heavy Metal fans have low self-esteem Comics! Thor, Jonah Hex, and the endless buttfuck jamboree that is DC’s New 52 NEW SEGMENT! We start singing Cure songs with a Mexican accent Listener Voicemails! Cobble’s balls! We watch some incredibly stupid porn together to see who gets erect first (part of that isn’t true) BDSM in RPGs. You can’t climax unless you roll a 20. Shit gets serious when we start discussing artificial intelligence UNTIL WE START TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON’S MOONWALKER ON THE SEGA GENESIS Craycroft contends that fucking pregnant women isn’t weird Maynard finds the vagina confusing Cobble brings us back to the Singularity, and spawns the next show’s primary topic ATTACK ON TITAN. Have you watched it yet? Plus much, much more! Come eacha veggies! Call 657-21-SALAD (2523) and leave us a message to be played on the show! You can subscribe to Beard Salad via rss, iTunes, and Stitcher Radio! Be sure to like us on Facebook/beardsaladpodcast or follow us on Twitter @beardsalad for exclusive content and extras! These are also great ways to give us topics for the show! You can also email email@example.com Vote for Beard Salad on PODCAST LAND! If you’d like to help support Beard Salad/CobbleCast.net please shop Amazon.com through our affiliate link here. Clear Your cookies BEFORE clicking the link. Or you can just donate/tip through PayPal - Thanks!