Alex Haro is a formerly homeless immigrant living under an assumed name in the Malibu Hills where he runs a welfare state for feral raccoons and Mexican dogs. He is also the senior editor of the world's largest surf website, the inertia. Alex is charming, witty, intelligent, handsome. He's also Canadian. But no one is perfect. Alex and I spent two hours talking about long distance relationships, feral raccoon attacks, immigration, being a little bit racist, projecting an air of confidence, bullshitting your way through every aspect of your life, online stalkers, drowning kittens, the inertia, the advantages of being attractive, the time I unknowingly attempted to kill Zach Weisberg, and many, many, more fascinating topics.