The guys gather for the first time since the birth of Baby Pigroast, and boy is there talk of the birth of Baby Pigroast. Tearing, rock hard placenta, umbilical cutting technique, vagina slime - nothing is off limits. Later, Jon learns that Chris Cornell has died. The guys get an I-85 update, discuss Patriots, and debate the Titty Threshold. There is talk of porn stashes, Christian guilt, and pee versus poo fetishes. They debate whether someone is allowed to be gay and racist, and they swap stories about the proper technique for un-sticking two dogs who have just had sex.