Two Guys, One Yeti
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David and Justin talk music, current events, relationships, sharting -- and that's just the start...Please, leave your inhibitions and insecurities at the door. It's best for everyone that way. Ladies and Jellybeans, from our hearts to yours, enjoy!
Most Recent Episode
"Dick Pill Ventures" - Episode #22, - January 8th, 2017
You know those sex pills you can find at just about every gas station in America? Those stimulants that are almost always nonchalantly placed right next to the cash register so that everyone can see you take them off of the rack before you buy them? I’ve never personally tried them, but I’ve always been quasi-curious as to whether or not they could really do the things they claim on the packaging.
Could those pills really turn an average joe such as myself into a ten-inch stallion? Or -- as I have suspected for quite some time -- do the possible side effects of using questionable sex stimulants sold to you by a guy named Abu in a hole-in-the-wall establishment somewhere off I-70 between Kansas City
and Saint Louis far outweigh any possible sexual benefit you might receive?
Sky-rocketing blood pressure. Lightheadedness due to a lack of blood to the brain. An erection that rages so hard, your dick feels like it’s going to explode. What was true and what wasn’t? I needed answers.
Fortunately for me and our faithful listeners, my co-host David can now give us some insight into the seedy underbelly of the gas station sex-stimulant industry. A $12 black panther pill purchased by David before a night of sexual debauchery helps unravel the mystery surrounding my query.
We also talk about attention whores who try to turn every celebrity death into a pity party, religion, and the possibility of having our first female guest on the podcast.
This episode features the Mr. Bungle track, "The Girls of Porn" off of their 1991, self titled album.