What’s that jangly sound I’m making? I keep nickels in my pocket for when people say “If I had a nickel for every time that happened.” When they say it, I reach into my pocket, take out a nickel and hand it to them. “What about all those other times people say ‘If I had a nickel for every time that happened.’?” they say. And I say “If I had a severed hand holding a nickel for every time someone said that…” Then, I take the machete from my belt. “Where do you think I got the nickels?” I say.